anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
Lmao
this shit is precious
i do this really cute thing where i shut down and hate everybody
